What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 02:50

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
Why do some children hate their parents?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service